my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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