Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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