? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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