part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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