I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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