Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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