He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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