State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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