is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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