Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
