I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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