i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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