No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
