is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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