Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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