i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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