Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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