And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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