dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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