put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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