i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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