I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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