fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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