so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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