He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
