i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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