You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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