just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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