Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
