You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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