I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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