so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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