38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
