Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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