Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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