Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I skipped work to stalk him.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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