rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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