question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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