You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you told grandpa to call you daddy
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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