We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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