Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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