3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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