I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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