That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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