um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My vagina just clenched in fear
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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