i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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