38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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