Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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