some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
