just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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