What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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