i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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