Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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