is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
