So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
