And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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