Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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